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'Nobody Knows Iâm Stoned' Rock & Roll Edition Tee
Black Ink. White Shirt. Loud Message.
Crank up the irony and the volume with our âNobody Knows Iâm Stonedâ unisex heavy cotton teeâdesigned for riff-slingers, classic rock junkies, and anyone whoâs ever mistaken a lava lamp for a personality trait. Screen-printed in bold black text on clean white cotton, this shirt is sharp, sarcastic, and unapologetically baked.
Whether youâre zoning out to Dark Side of the Moon, headbanging through a doom-metal set, or just "thinking really hard," this teeâs got your back like a wall of Orange amps behind Tony Iommi. It looks like a joke, feels like a vintage bootleg, and wears like a badge of honor.
Designed for fans of Sabbath, Slayer, Soundgarden, this shirt doesnât whisper. It rocks!
Highlights:
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100% high-grade cottonâsofter than a power ballad
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Classic unisex cut with serious rock-and-roll DNA
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Crisp black print on white fabricâhigh contrast, low-key chaos
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Ribbed collar keeps its shape, even if you donât
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Machine washable (even if you forget it in the dryer for three days)
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Dual printing techniques for extra durability and maximum attitude
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Perfect for concerts, jam sessions, and awkward family dinners
Warning:Â May trigger cravings for vinyl, vintage amps, and nachos.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just try not to forget where you left it.
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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