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'Nobody Knows Iām Stoned' Rock & Roll Edition Tee
Turn up the volume on your wardrobe with our āNobody Knows Iām Stonedā unisex heavy cotton teeācrafted for rebels, riff-lords, and anyone whoās ever air-guitared through life in a fog of fuzz pedals and questionable decisions. Made from ultra-soft, 100% high-grade cotton, this shirt feels like your favorite vintage vinyl: well-worn, perfectly aged, and a little dangerous.
Whether you're headbanging in the pit, zoning out to Dark Side of the Moon, or just pretending you're "Not stoned but thinking really hard," this shirt has your back like a Marshall stack behind Tony Iommi. The bold white print is as loud as Lemmyās bass and as subtle as Ozzy trying to whisper.
Perfect for fans of Sabbath, Slayer, Soundgardenāor any band whose drummer spontaneously combusted Spinal Tap-styleāthis shirt doesnāt just make a statement. It makes a scene.
Highlights:
- 100% high-quality cotton thatās softer than a power ballad
- Classic unisex fit with a rock-and-roll soul
- Printed with high-contrast white text that screams without saying a word
- Machine washable (even if your memory isnāt)
- Ideal for concerts, couch sessions, or awkward family dinners
- Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity
- Dual printing techniques ensure vibrant designs
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| Ā | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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